@BeingNOLA Put a penny in a plastic bag, fill it with water, and hang it high so you have something to look at while they bite you.

— Lane Sperkus (@LaneSperkus) December 15, 2015

OR YOU CAINT DO THIS!!! ON CONCRETE!!!!!!! RT @klew24: BUT YOU CAINT DO IT pic.twitter.com/Jh4RotgTkX

— Jamarcus (@Danchrism) October 5, 2015

If you fall off that horse, dust yourself off and get back on it! Good advice— except for when "horse" refers to heroin.

— Lane Sperkus (@LaneSperkus) April 23, 2015

See y'all tonight at the Save Our Oceans fundraiser event on Fulton Street. It's a "Party with a Porpoise."

— Lane Sperkus (@LaneSperkus) February 24, 2015

#Nola driving tips:

1) turn signals are for tourists 

2) A four-way stop is anyone's guess 

3) Turn up the stereo — it drowns out the sirens.

Twitter is like Hollywood Squares with slots for everyone!

But with precious few Paul Lyndes.

Today trees from Bayou Corne rose out of a lake in China.
— Lane Sperkus (@LaneSperkus) August 24, 2013