You can enjoy these, as a tweet

Tonight my wife and I got into an argument about how to do the potatoes. But we hashed it out.

— Perk up Sperkus (@LaneSperkus) January 18, 2020

“How long do I have, Doc?”

“Including the 3 seconds you took to ask that?”

— Perk up Sperkus (@LaneSperkus) September 23, 2019

People tell me to lighten up and I explain this is the happiest I've been in months and they say "we mean lose weight."

— Perk up Sperkus (@LaneSperkus) January 11, 2020

I can remember when accidentally selecting premium at the gas pump wasn't a catastrophic financial blunder.

— Perk up Sperkus (@LaneSperkus) January 19, 2020

2019 was a pivotal year for tipping points.

— Perk up Sperkus (@LaneSperkus) December 26, 2019