At the Wizard's Cafe, two sorcerors complained to one another:


"The food here is terrible."


"And such small potions!"

Recent tweets @lanesperkus

Biz idea: create new line of "tea shirts." Bestseller will read "Ooo Long!"


I beat off til my fingers bled. Was the summer of '89.


Eighty percent of the time the person citing the "80/20 rule" is a passive-aggressive workaholic.