Please choose cage-free vegetables

Recents!

Some decades I have resting existential-dread face.

— Lane Sperkus (@LaneSperkus) April 4, 2018

I just want to become wealthy enough to have Keith Richards play at my funeral.

— Lane Sperkus (@LaneSperkus) March 22, 2018

I'm not a man with a messenger bag, I'm a Mursenary.

— Lane Sperkus (@LaneSperkus) April 22, 2018

I'm not saying my budget's tight, but tomorrow I'm going to Rouse's to make grocery.

— Lane Sperkus (@LaneSperkus) April 28, 2018

I’m missing my favorite thing (Jazzfest in New Orleans) to go on the great @therealrussellp Deported Tour.

UK + Europe here we come. Forget Brexit I’m gonna Brenter. (Like Britain + Enter... right?) https://t.co/06eZu5JnEt

— Jake Johannsen (@Jakethis) April 21, 2018

Visit my Farcebook page!

It's here!

@BeingNOLA Put a penny in a plastic bag, fill it with water, and hang it high so you have something to look at while they bite you.

— Lane Sperkus (@LaneSperkus) December 15, 2015

OR YOU CAINT DO THIS!!! ON CONCRETE!!!!!!! RT @klew24: BUT YOU CAINT DO IT pic.twitter.com/Jh4RotgTkX

— Jamarcus (@Danchrism) October 5, 2015

If you fall off that horse, dust yourself off and get back on it! Good advice— except for when "horse" refers to heroin.

— Lane Sperkus (@LaneSperkus) April 23, 2015

See y'all tonight at the Save Our Oceans fundraiser event on Fulton Street. It's a "Party with a Porpoise."

— Lane Sperkus (@LaneSperkus) February 24, 2015