Today trees from Bayou Corne rose out of a lake in China.
— Lane Sperkus (@LaneSperkus) August 24, 2013

When I make myself a To Go cup I tip myself a few bucks...

... so as not to be an asshole.

Aim High!

Shoot your arrows at the sun, even if they might not reach their target. 

Just make sure it isn't noon.

Busy

Telling those who post slow-cooker recipes "Go back to Afghanistan, Commie!"

Word.

"Church Wine" by Oliver Branch

Rappers love Wikileaks founder Julian Assange...

... because now they have a word that rhymes with "orange"!



(Sort of.)