Some decades I have resting existential-dread face.
— Lane Sperkus (@LaneSperkus) April 4, 2018
I just want to become wealthy enough to have Keith Richards play at my funeral.
— Lane Sperkus (@LaneSperkus) March 22, 2018
I'm not a man with a messenger bag, I'm a Mursenary.
— Lane Sperkus (@LaneSperkus) April 22, 2018
I'm not saying my budget's tight, but tomorrow I'm going to Rouse's to make grocery.
— Lane Sperkus (@LaneSperkus) April 28, 2018
I’m missing my favorite thing (Jazzfest in New Orleans) to go on the great @therealrussellp Deported Tour.
— Jake Johannsen (@Jakethis) April 21, 2018
UK + Europe here we come. Forget Brexit I’m gonna Brenter. (Like Britain + Enter... right?) https://t.co/06eZu5JnEt
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Be truthful, be niece, be positive. Don't feel obligated to be funny-- leave that to the professionals!!