Please choose cage-free vegetables

Recents!

Some decades I have resting existential-dread face.

— Lane Sperkus (@LaneSperkus) April 4, 2018

I just want to become wealthy enough to have Keith Richards play at my funeral.

— Lane Sperkus (@LaneSperkus) March 22, 2018

I'm not a man with a messenger bag, I'm a Mursenary.

— Lane Sperkus (@LaneSperkus) April 22, 2018

I'm not saying my budget's tight, but tomorrow I'm going to Rouse's to make grocery.

— Lane Sperkus (@LaneSperkus) April 28, 2018

I’m missing my favorite thing (Jazzfest in New Orleans) to go on the great @therealrussellp Deported Tour.

UK + Europe here we come. Forget Brexit I’m gonna Brenter. (Like Britain + Enter... right?) https://t.co/06eZu5JnEt

— Jake Johannsen (@Jakethis) April 21, 2018