Do you need a quality pomeranian?

Please visit my friends here, but remember that dogs don't have souls.

Yo Eleven!!

Mon Deuce!  11/11/11 must be my lucky day! A major local blog linked to my site, and reviewed my debut performance as "thought provoking." That's incredible, because when a comedian combines huge laughs with huge thoughts... anything is possible!


Best yet, this highly public praise for Lane Sperkus comes while The New Movement (which is not a laxative)  hosts the inaugural Hell Yes Comedy Fest. Then, to top it off, @Champsuperstar retwatted one of my witticisms to her thousands of followers this afternoon.


Friends: as the date aligns, so do the stars of my destiny.


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Web Traffic Stunami!

You just know that...

...somewhere out there there's a Penn St. fan whose dog, "JoePaws," likes to hump people's legs. No one cared till today, and now everyone involved feels gross.

What a great recipe!

Make comedy history, tonight!

Will be performing at La Nuit Comedy Theater tonight after 11pm! Join my revolution.

Timeless wisdom:

When in doubt... ... ... seduse!

Dune would have been a bigger hit at the box office if the worms were circumsised

just sayin.