Be generous in your self care
Perfect the jokes that delight you and only you
As you fake it 'til you make it, stay vulnerable
Set your goals then take the day off
Simulate sincerity when needed
Never steal anything under $50,000
Don't tell anyone that you think king cake is an overrated foodstuff
Frame your doppelgänger for a crime, and do a podcast about it
Make plans, but only to amuse the gods
Use your virtues opportunistically
Convince the doctor that you're healthy enough to make it to the end times
Ironically misuse the word "irony"
Fuse optimism and nihilism without scaring anybody
Embrace the authenticity in your imposter syndrome
Remember that exercising patience counts as hitting a fitness target
Be strategic in your honesty, but don't go into law
Eat modest portions, repeatedly
Whenever a business person says "bandwidth," say "I think you meant 'bandsaw'"
Practice being genuine until it's second nature
Forge ahead, in regards to signatures
Be your best self on social media
Get the recipe for those almond cookies you enjoyed at that holiday party
