"Church Wine" by Oliver Branch

Rappers love Wikileaks founder Julian Assange...

... because now they have a word that rhymes with "orange"!



(Sort of.)

At the Wizard's Cafe, two sorcerors complained to one another:


"The food here is terrible."


"And such small potions!"

Recent tweets @lanesperkus

Biz idea: create new line of "tea shirts." Bestseller will read "Ooo Long!"


I beat off til my fingers bled. Was the summer of '89.


Eighty percent of the time the person citing the "80/20 rule" is a passive-aggressive workaholic.

My how the tables have turned

In high school I followed pretty girls around, but they ignored my existence. Now, in the age of twitter, new pretty girls who don't exist are following me every day!

Get in the fast Lane!

We're so ahead of the comedy curve on this blog! On Halloween I recommended an internet cooking show, and now MTV has declared  it one of "5 Web Comedies to Watch in 2012."